One of those silly (but true) posts

So I am beginning to believe that some of the insects around here have a kind of conspiracy against me.  I usually go out for a jog in the mornings and then try to get in another little stroll in the evenings and I swear, every night, it never fails either a massive bee or an unnaturally large fly is out for blood!  I think it waits for me or at least almost always finds me and then begins some sort of suicide mission and kamikazes straight into my head!!  And not just once….numerous times, what the heck?!  And if its not dive-bombing me, its flying in circles around me making an obnoxiously loud and somewhat intimidating buzzing sound in my ears so that I’m ducking and bobbing my head about trying to dodge its attacks but it never gives up until I go running down the road swinging my pony-tail and waving my hands to shoo it away.  I am sure that to any onlookers, I look like a lunatic running down the lane back and forth seemingly for no reason but so far I have managed to escape every time but it has not been without a fight.  Tomorrow is my last night here and I hope the vile creature is ready because this time I will be prepared, and should it choose to attack once again, it will meet its demise!